“…you bloody woman.”
“ She… sort of escaped. Ah, a crack team of commandos - 70 at least! - overwhelmed our valiant suits and then… fled. From the roof. On flamingos.
— The King of Hearts (played by Colm Meaney! friggin Chief O’Brien!), Alice
“ Sometimes I do puzzles.
— Molly, interrupting a long silence at the helpdesk
“ Some of them… it’s like ‘I just booted in Linux, hurr durr.’ Nobody cares.
— Alyssa, on the new helpdesk hires
(via kittykittybangbang:retrospace)
“ Tequila isn’t even an actual drink; it’s just a way of getting the police around without using the phone.
— Dylan Moran (via tommoylan:dailydoseofdylanmoran)
O ChristmasTroy, O ChristmasTroy,
Thou tree most fair and lovely!
“Jesus Christ. Just put ‘Dear cleaners’ and hope they don’t take it as some sort of sexual advance.”
Oh christ stop posting these! I have work to do!
