More than the ususal amount of ninjas

So apparently I can’t watch this guy in anything because he makes me cry.

He was the pianist for a restaurant, playing “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” and singing about cystic fibrosis, which I guess is kind of depressing, but it was on Mercy and that show is terrible and I watch it when I don’t want to be emotionally invested. BUT THEN they go and cast Jason Ritter as cystic-fibrosis-piano-man-guy and lookit that, Eliza is crying. Okay well that may be leftover from tonight’s Glee which I couldn’t cry at because there was a goddamn ACTUAL KITTEN in my lap purring and what the fuck who can cry when that is happening? Terrorists, that’s who.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH. Jason Ritter is a dreamboat.

I just made this for Thorndike.

charlottesweb:

These are my new temporary roommates Betty and Veronica. They are adorable. The end.

photo by findthebadsmell

Things that are awesome about this picture:

• kitties!
• 90’s school photo backdrop
• 90’s school photo poses
• bewilderment
• Archie reference

WHEN CAN I VISIT?

toseegrey:daydreamdelusion:(via tehqueenisdead)

slightly:

kelsium:

I want to get someone the pictures for sad children book, but I think everyone I know would be like, “The fuck?”

I bought it for myself, and when it arrived I took it home to meet my parents. They were very “The fuck?”, and I was heartbroken.

My recent tweets about its arrival:

• By the wizzle-way, I got @itsjohncampbell’s book and it is excellent and everyone should own it forever. http://tinyurl.com/y9fsqqn
• Though do not read it in front of your 9-year-old cousin, as there will be questions.
• But she will, handily, remember the page you were on last she checked. And then ask some more questions. Like, “is that guy dead”
• and “why are you laughing” and “what is that word with the F” and “is that cursive” and “can i have some cheese”

slightly:

“Jesus Christ. Just put ‘Dear cleaners’ and hope they don’t take it as some sort of sexual advance.”

Oh christ stop posting these! I have work to do!

Interviewer: What lessons would you say Youth in Revolt has to teach us about life?

Michael Cera: I guess to just be yourself. Nick creates an alter ego to win over this girl, but I think in the end he realizes that he doesn’t have to pretend to be someone he’s not.

WHAT? NO. UGHHHHH I DO NOT HAVE HIGH HOPES FOR THIS ADAPTATION. I’M HOPING CERA IS JUST REALLY REALLY STUPID.

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Wait. What?

tinypeanutbutters:

chrisbrook:

Via Universal Hub

Hey, I know where that is. I walk by there all the freaking time.

I want to be there for a few seconds on my way elsewhere. Hey, Thorndike, can we hang out some time this week?

thefondest:

The Girl Next Door had the gross misfortune to be released at the height of America’s religious fervor back in 2004. The Passion of the Christ was the biggest movie in the world and covering up Janet Jackson’s nipples was our new obsession. So it’s no surprise that a no holds barred teen raunch-comedy would slip out of theaters with barely a notice. That doesn’t make it right. Sure The Girl Next Door is down with nudity and sex as entertainment and sure a lot of it takes place at a porn convention. But Emile Hirsch plays the lead and makes it something special beyond that, with a character that it becomes impossible not to identify with while whatever crazy hijinks ensue. It’s legitimately hilarious and beneath the movie’s tits and ass veneer is a movie that John Hughes would have been proud to call his own back in 1984. Timothy Olyphaunt steals scenes as a porn king and the movie’s soundtrack kicks ass. Even now it seems like somewhere along the way there should be some sort of cult audience for a movie like this. Maybe it’ll find it yet.

OSHIT YOU GUYS THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD. Underrated is right! I remember the trailers making me think it was totally superficial, all ass and no class, like, “OMG AWESOME MY GIRLFRIEND’S A PORN STAR.” Instead, it’s more “Oh God, this nice girl I’m interested in has sex with other guys as her job.” It’s actually got a substantial amount of depth and I highly recommend it, it is very, very John Hughes.

(via)— found from synecdoche

IT’S SOOOOOOO GOOD. I think I have it saved on my computer somewhere…