December 2010
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To Mrs. Reynolds' Cat
Cat! who hast pass’d thy grand climacteric, How many mice and rats hast in thy days Destroy’d? How many tit bits stolen? Gaze With those bright languid segments green, and prick Those velvet ears - but pr’ythee do not stick Thy latent talons in me - and upraise Thy gentle mew - and tell me all thy frays, Of fish and mice, and rats and tender chick. Nay, look not down,...
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NATALIE PORTMAN’S FIANCE IS HOT AS SH*T: A Guide |... →
interweber: The best. 
Dec 29th
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Watching My First Place (because of course I am), and this couple in Boston is being SUPER ANNOYING and the lady refuses to buy a place with small closet and the dude just goddamn quoted Dumb and Dumber while discussing a large closet.
Dec 29th
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“I MUST KNOW WHERE WE GOT THOSE CHICKEN FINGERS FROM IT IS A CHICKENMERGENCY.”
– A text message I just sent.
Dec 29th
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Dec 24th
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“I know they’re sold out, but do you have any Wu Tang tickets?”
– a fucking SEVENTY YEAR OLD WHITE DUDE -liver spots and all!- at the booth today
Dec 22nd
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“Don’t look at “stupidfest,” although it’s funny. Don’t look at “anybody,” don’t...”
– In which I point out that Keith Olbermann did not only enable a culture of disbelieving women who report attacks on them in the Assange case; he did not only enable it generally; he enabled it, literally and specifically, when it came to me. He made it personal. I am going full-on Malcolm Reynolds...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 16th
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I joined OKCupid tonight. I am sure I will live to regret this.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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THE KITTENS CHEWED THROUGH MY INSULIN PUMP TUBE
ASSHOLES ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOLES
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
This movie has everything! Three men vying for Lucy Liu’s attention! Shopping montage! Sassy teenager from Gilmore Girls! Frog photographer! Social work! French castle! London! Biological clocks! Pencil Skirts! Emotive bulldog! Lifetime tag in the lower right hand corner reading MARRY ME | NOW LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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It’s not my fucking job not to be raped →
Dec 13th
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“…What’s the deal with boobs that point out? Okay. Like your boobs,...”
– Important thoughts from Mikey (ratface Aaron from GG!) in TiMER
Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
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THEY'RE SINGING A CAPPELLA GORILLAZ!
Oh man I am in love with them. This is FUCKING FANTASTIC.
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
supcakes replied to your post: EXACTLY. So you don’t recommend it? No. Yes? Wait until it’s had at least another season. Right now it’s pretty turrible. The comics are good, but Kirkman isn’t the best dialog writer.
Dec 9th
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EXACTLY.
Honestly, this is one of the worst written shows I’ve ever seen in my life. Of course, the creator of the comic wrote the worst episode. The episode begins with the two sisters in the boat, talking about fishing. Clearly, this is meant to give us some insight into the sister’s relationship, but is terribly executed. They talk in a very stilted manner about different kinds of fishing knots (no...
Dec 9th
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