February 2010
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“It breaks my heart. You’re wearing cardigans!”
– Nathan
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January 2010
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Today my left eyelid was a little swollen.
tinypeanutbutters:
I’ve pondered it all day and blinked a whole lot and decided it was bruised. Or bruise-like. Wouldn’t I have noticed bashing my eye into something? Anyway, I decided to put some ice on it for a while and now my eye is freaking out. The pupil keeps changing size and won’t focus quite right.
This can’t be healthy.
Oh I forgot to tell you - I punched you last night. You...
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GODDAMNIT PUPPY CAM
This is when I need you. I just finished the Dollhouse finale and it was y’know, final. And some characters died! The best of characters! And there wasn’t enough Felicia Day. Or Mad Max shenanigans. I am very sad. I NEED YOU AND YOU’RE OFF AIR. How dare you, puppy cam. HOW DARE YOU.
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That was rough.
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Oh hey the “Mercy” flash drive is the same one I have on my key ring!
This is weird.
The Dollhouse finale just took a turn for the Mad Max and I’m TOTALLY INTO IT.
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“I’m gonna shoot you VERY hard!”
– Dollhouse, 1x13, “Epitaph One”
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megsnotplural:
zehnuhr:
Mos Def - Auditorium...
“Hey Kirk, this is Christian Carter calling. This is going to sound absolutely...”
– (via cdcarter)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Charlotte: Wait so you guys want a beef pizza?
Cara: YES I WANT A BEEF PIZZA
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Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger | The Onion →
charlottesweb:
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. “He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers,” said hot-shot English professor...
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Watchcastlenailfuck:
WHAT IS THIS. BY CYLE AND SAM. (audio unfixed mix)
This is pretty awesome.
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One of the puppies on puppy cam just made a tiny wookie sound. IT WAS ADORABLE.
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“I’m going to walk across campus with a push-broom, and easel, and Weston’s hat....”
– Brittany Burke (via cdcarter)
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Denise: Too sugary.
Turk: Nothing's too sugary, woman!
Denise: Tell that to your diabetes.
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Apparently we have an Irish student at Emerson! Who is in need of I.T. support!
Here is what just happened:
Student: Ehm…
Me: :D
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I think maybe stage combat class was a bad life choice. I’m so sore I can’t cross my arms.
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Half of a stage manager's job is informing actors...
“Can I go pee?”
“Do I have time to go pee?”
“I have to pee really bad.”
“I didn’t get a chance to pee earlier, so…”
“Pee?”
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cdcarter:
A cutting from Paint.
This is how we...
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Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed...
bingoparaphernalia:
I am watching Zombieland and loving it. I want to spoon with this film.
WEEEIRRRRRRRRRRRRD! My roommate is watching it for the second time right now while doing dishes! She’s on the Bill Murray part right now. I know because I was just singing along to “Ghostbusters.”
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“I’ve been taking these rec center classes since I was in high school. It’s where...”
– Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec (via tinypeanutbutters)
BOY IN MY BISCUITS CLASS
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sexmusic:
sherry fraser // marcy playground
Oh...
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I think some of my friends have a crippling inability to express love outside of facebook, because JESUS CHRIST they won’t shut up.
YOU HAVE SO MANY OUTLETS FOR TALKING TO EACH OTHER THAT DO NOT SHOW UP ON EVERYONE’S FUCKING NEWS FEED.
Shut up shut up shut up shut up.
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hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
[Emerson from Pushing Daisies]: Hold on - what you're saying is that your guy has some sort of... skeleton key to the internet?
[Lt Gaeta from BSG]: No. THE skeleton key.
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“Casper’s latest attack exposed a… flaw… in the architecture of...”
– Man, Human Target is silly.
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WatchPlease, Lost fans, just shut the fuck up already. Please.
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