More than the ususal amount of ninjas

2009

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Who steals a family cat?? What a douche!
Aug 30th
Gorgeous pictures of London (from above, at night) by...
Aug 29th
dihard: I made a Wordle of Obama’s Acceptance Speech.
Aug 29th
David Duchovny entered rehab for sex addiction!
Aug 29th

Ugh.

It’s Sarah Palin. My dad is going to be gloating for weeks.
Aug 29th
Some script pages from episode 5 of GG's new...
Aug 29th
(via obama08) What a gorgeous family.
Aug 29th
Warch Watch
Gossip Girl Alt. Ending
Aug 27th
Insert "One Day At A Time" joke here
Aug 27th
Just tried some chocolate tortilla chips. The chips would...
Aug 27th

Things that will change if John McCain...

urg: All State Dinners will start at 4 p.m. The “3 a.m. call” can’t come after 8 p.m. McCain...
Aug 27th
Aug 26th
Warch Watch
WATCH THE MIDDLEMAN. IT’S FUNNY.
Aug 26th
“Two elderly women were sentenced to a year of “re-education...”
— Women apply to protest, get...
Aug 25th
Introducing the most expensive item in September Vogue:...
Aug 25th
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Aug 25th
Madonna is an idiot.
Aug 25th
Stunning Olympics photos
Aug 25th
Warch Watch
nickmcglynn: If you watch the TV show ‘The Wonder Years’ without the voice over narration, it’s 95%...
Aug 25th
Aug 25th
Skins episode 2x08 is the best representation of teenage...
Aug 24th
I want a Zebra Cake so bad right now.
Aug 23rd
“No. No. No couch. Down. No couch. Down.”
— My mom just called me to tell...
Aug 23rd
Things I’ve learned in the first 10 minutes of this...
Aug 23rd
charlottesweb: The cuteness overwhelms me! Star Tracks -...
Aug 23rd
It’s Barack/Biden ‘08, y’all!
Aug 23rd

OH JESUS CHRIST

Hey 70JoyStreeters, Spotted: mouse. xoxo, GrossedOutGirl
Aug 23rd

Hobo happenings, pt 3

Just had to explain Wilford Brimley and “diabeetus” to a hobo. He just had to know whose...
Aug 23rd
Tropic Thunder: Shockingly good.
Aug 22nd
Wear shoes with your own face on them!
Aug 21st
Warch Watch
charlottesweb: I’m watching Arrested Devlopment as I pack. On a break I decided to look on youtube...
Aug 21st
Ampersands With Attitude
Aug 20th
The Serbian men’s water polo team.
Aug 20th
It’s a chilly 64 degrees out today, which is making me...
Aug 20th
Mohinder (Sendhil Ramamurthy) and Maya (Dania Ramirez)...
Aug 20th

BIG NEWS

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are back together! The world is right again.
Aug 20th
“Oh, babe! Marry me right now!! I have the marriage license....”
— The hobo @ Granary Burying...
Aug 19th
Gmail says I have negative seven emails. Awesome.
Aug 19th

My College: Max Mutchnick Headquarters.

Max Mutchnick is an alum of my school, and for some reason, he can’t stay away. He’s...
Aug 19th

Phone conversation at IT

Freshman caller: I can't log in to mail.
Me: What browser are you using?
FC: Yahoo.com
Me: ...okay, are you on a PC or a Mac?
FC: Neither.
Me: Um...
FC: I'm using a Dell.
Aug 18th

That guy!

I’m watching the latest episode of Psych at work, and I recognized a guest star (Jere Burns)....
Aug 18th

Hair compliments

The hobo that sits outside the Dunkin Donuts by my apartment likes my new haircut. This means 2...
Aug 18th
I cut off all my hair. Holy shit!
Aug 16th
While packing up my things from my parent’s house, I...
Aug 15th
Off to my hometown, HilaryBombThreatsville (formerly...
Aug 14th
Shakesville just posted this disturbing Wrangler ad,...
Aug 14th
“[Michael] Phelps [champion US Olympic swimmer] … start[s]...”
—  from here via this; all in...
Aug 14th

New Freckle

I have a new freckle on the back of my wrist (the front?). It is driving me crazy. WHAT IS THAT? Oh,...
Aug 14th
Tom Lehmann and Felix Drahotta of Germany celebrate their...
Aug 14th
NBC is so damn dirty!
Aug 14th
Yet again, SlutMachine on Jezebel offends.
Aug 14th
Just bought this on Amazon. It better be as good as I hope.
Aug 14th
Lady in hall: Hey! How was New Hampshire?
Guy in hall: So awesome!
Aug 13th

12 hours ago, I was miserable.

I awoke at 5am unable to move any part of my body without having stabbing, throbbing pain barrel...
Aug 13th

My skin is flashing!

I’ve had these weird bug bites/hives things on my wrist for about a week now. They sting and...
Aug 12th
via jezebel
Aug 12th
Look! A TV the size of my apartment! Retro Thing via Gawker
Aug 12th

ONE STEP CLOSER TO INVISIBILITY CLOAKS

Dave: that would fuck the world
Dave: invisibility cloaks
Dave: people would steal them
Dave: use them for bad things
Dave: blah blah blah
Dave: crime rates skyrocket
Dave: blah blah blah
Dave: where is batman?
Dave: who knows
Dave: the world is in turmoil
Dave: terrorists rule everything
Dave: the end.
Dave: that's what's gonna happen
Aug 11th
Sleepy’s on Boylston St in Boston seems to have...
Aug 11th

Invisibility cloak coverage: in pictures

BBC: Jezebel.com: Gizmodo.com: Telegraph (note the actual science!): AFP: ...
Aug 11th

I'm going on vacation due to "Nail...

User chrisb on thedailywtf forums: The software my employer uses for booking holidays has recently...
Aug 11th
New Wonderbra ad: No need for that lame old glass breaker...
Aug 11th
“The Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year: Winners...”
—  (via stumblng)
Aug 11th
The most horrifying story I’ve read in a long time.
Aug 11th
Things I learned from the Opening Ceremonies: WE CAN NEVER...
Aug 11th
Listen Listen
Take a Chance on Me - Mama Mia It is very possibly my favorite movie of the summer.
Aug 11th

Olympic Trampolining

It’s as awesome as it sounds. Watch it on NBC: Preliminary round: Saturday August 16,...
Aug 11th
X: Gross, I hope there isn't rat shit on it!
E: Uh, we don't have rats
X: Whatever, you have mice
E: We haven't seen one in two months. If we haven't seen or heard them, that means they're not around
X: Haha, yeah right
Aug 11th

What it means to be American

Aug 11th

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