February 2012
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Best part of Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon: the fact that the stars have to yell “cupola” hysterically about 10 times each.
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BOSTON! HELP FIND THIS DOG! She was stolen from... →
charlottesweb:
meganjohnson:
At 6:45pm yesterday, Pebbles was taken from Whole Foods on Cambridge Street in Beacon Hill and was last seen with these two women. Please keep and eye out for her and share this photo.
Pebbles is a chihuahua mix, so she’s pretty small ~5 pounds. She has big ears, and one lays down (as seen in the pic). She’s super friendly and stands on her hind legs...
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I love Walden Pond! The last time I was there I saw a dead squirrel. Thanks for reminding me of that.
I just sent that to an attractive man on OKC.
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January 2012
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I'm learning French in anticipation of an as-yet...
FRENCH IS STUPID WHY DO THEY SPELL THINGS THAT WAY?
I do like the double-consonant-e endings though. They’re pretty!
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things I frequently say to myself while on...
“What? She got married??”
“Wait she had a baby??? When did she have a baby???”
“Ugh they are STILL dating?”
“THEY’RE ENGAGED? I thought they just met!”
“When did they start dating? What is happening?”
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I know I’ve ingested too much sugar when my insulin pump tells me I’ve exceeded the maximum bolus.
wellalright:
how cool would it be if the president was a muppet. and everyone just had to go with it.
“A note of attenuated panic, of watchful paranoia—anxiety and boredom and fear...”
– Adam Gopnik’s piece on the American prison system for The New Yorker
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Kissing in the rain seems terrible.
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TIME LORD SURVIVES HEART ATTACK IN ITALY →
lawful:
Wasn’t ready to regenerate apparently…
I've thought of a new reality show. "16 and got an...
thewordunheard:
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theashkaari:
It’s a bunch of people high-fiving and partying because they got abortions and don’t have kids.
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Things audience members have done on the set of...
Stepped on and broke a prop
Ordered donuts from me while I was setting during intermission (ha ha ha)
Ordered coffee from me while I was setting during intermission (ha ha ha)
Sat at the counter and discussed which donut shops the set reminded them of during intermission
Took a napkin from the set and blew her nose during the curtain speech
OH MAN I LOOOOVE WORKING ON A 3/4 THRUST STAGE...
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What "mancession"? →
Since the US economic recovery started in mid-2009, a whopping 97 percent of the new jobs — all but 43,000 of 1.4 million positions created — have gone to the guys, according to data released yesterday by the National Women’s Law Center, which analyzed jobs data between June 2009 and December 2011.
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December 2011
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Just figured out why no one likes my facebook posts recently.
They’ve been set to private.
Is this what old people feel like all the time?
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I was super ill (like illness ill not like rad ill) for two days directly after xmas and now I’m constantly hungry and never satisfied and clearly I am DEFINITELY A ZOMBIE NOW.