I’m learning French in anticipation of an as-yet unscheduled trip to Paris with my mother
FRENCH IS STUPID WHY DO THEY SPELL THINGS THAT WAY?
I do like the double-consonant-e endings though. They’re pretty!
things I frequently say to myself while on facebook
“What? She got married??”
“Wait she had a baby??? When did she have a baby???”
“Ugh they are STILL dating?”
“THEY’RE ENGAGED? I thought they just met!”
“When did they start dating? What is happening?”
Brooklyn Kitten Can’t Contain His Jazz Hands
Listen, if you ever tell me you “just don’t like cats,” that’s OK. It’s just a really easy way to tell me that you are a joyless human being.
(Source: synecdoche)
Mrs. Patmore, O’Brien, Edith and Thomas.
DAMN, O’BRIEN!
Please don’t touch my face with your old hands.
We’re having a multi-room apartment laugh over this.
I know I’ve ingested too much sugar when my insulin pump tells me I’ve exceeded the maximum bolus.
how cool would it be if the president was a muppet. and everyone just had to go with it.
“ A note of attenuated panic, of watchful paranoia—anxiety and boredom and fear mixed into a kind of enveloping fog, covering the guards as much as the guarded.
— Adam Gopnik’s piece on the American prison system for The New Yorker
Kissing in the rain seems terrible.
